
I’ve just enjoyed a wonderful week of singing in Austin with Conspirare. It was a wonderful evening of mostly German music, including the monolith Deutsche Motette by Richard Strauss. You can see a couple of the reviews here.
There are so many things I love about singing with Conspirare, and one of the my favorites is the many wonderful ways that Craig Hella Johnson talks about music. I archived some of my favorite Craig quotes last year. So without further delay, here is Part 2 of Craig-isms:
“Everybody be Rolf from ‘The Sound of Music.‘”
“Sing it through your ‘oo’ tube.”
“Sing it right up here with your ‘ah’ plate.”
“I want to do this music again someday, so please keep this piece in mind as you go off and have children and change jobs.” (Paul Guttry: “Or as you change children and have jobs…”)
“Let’s just do the math, with lots of trust.”
“That’s what I said I would do, which I didn’t do, but I will do.”
“Coming right up to the altar.”
“Slow the potter’s wheel down, get all those paint colors in.”
“Really get the blood out of that turnip.”
“Make your stand with every single voting member.”
“If you’re willing to play with me, I’ll paint with you. Who wants to come out and play?”
“Just one shovel of snow, then another.”
“Shake your St. Bernard jowls.”
“Flit through the garden, there’s fruit enough for all.”
“Get busy inside.”
“Let that word be the one you love with your mouth.”
“Just change the shoulder strap, not the whole dress.”
“Cotton balls on your trampoline.”
“Touch it with a firm cotton ball.”
“Just the flutter of a guppy tail.”
“Love is a dark dangerous shaft.”
“Bring in a little more schmerz.”
“Stick to your knitting there.”
“Who needs a string section when we have your guys?”
“Some of you are bringing lower hanging fruit on the trees.”
“And now we are going to sing to you about how short life is. It is sure to be uplifting.”